> trades my imperfect flesh for the immortality of the machine
> rusts
161π06.10.23 or so i've heard
If you like artificial grape flavor you are incredibly mentally unwell and completely untreatable. Hopeless.
if you want me to consume a new media you MUST catch me at the exact moment when the stars are aligned and the air pressure is equal to the current degree of the sun’s peak against the horizon and all the cosmic energies are perfectly unified (aka my old interest is fading out) or i will nod and say “im adding that to my list!” Knowing theres no chance i will check it out
“unless its a book!” “unless you tell me it has gay people in it!” “this but only for live action shows” “theres a good chance i’ll get to it eventually” no wrong this post is not for you this post is ONLY for bitches who could have a treasured friend recommend them something that sounds grown in a lab to be your personal catnip and, with no choice in the matter, immediately know it will never be the right time to watch/read/listen to it
A child weaned on poison considers harm a comfort.
"Do you like this character?🥺?" I want to see him sobbing and writhing in a ditch. Leave me alone
Doctor: $140,000 a year
Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year
I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff
Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?
i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh
You will die in 7 days
It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right
Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I
You could if you weren’t a fucking coward
World Heritage Post
Art by coolfrogdude together at last
Frankly some of you should be hornier over weirder shit. The fear of being too genuine is the enemy of art. Be a bit of a pervert. It's good for the health. Doesn't have to be a sexual thing just own up to being a bit obsessed in some cringe shit it's fine.
It's actually kind of insane that we give cats catnip, like you're just like hmm I'm not busy today so why not let my cat trip balls for a while as a treat
Can you imagine if I was like well I have an edible and my one year old niece seems bored so...
Like what if I said "I give my hamster lsd sometimes, he loves it!" You'd think I was out of my mind. But not cats we give them drugs all the time and no one cares.
some animals were born to have a good as fuckk time...
Akibiyori 秋日和 (autumn day) from Asahi camera アサヒカメラ magazine selected works - Mie 三重 prefecture, Japan - December 1937
